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そろそろ時効なので書き込んでみる。新郎だけが不幸だったが良い結婚式。
壇上に向かう途中で、新郎がものの見事にすっ転んだのだが、その拍子に

カ　ツ　ラ　が　外　れ　た

すぽんと外れたのではなく、髪の毛が片側に寄って引っかかってる状態（多分、ピンか何かで留めるようになってたのだと思う）で、ハゲ頭が丸出し。
列席者のほどんどは新郎がカツラだとは知らず驚愕。知っていた人たちは硬直。
そんな中、新婦は慌てず騒がずにっこり笑い、立ち上がれずにいる新郎の頭にキス。
キスマークのついたハゲ頭にカツラを被せ直し、促して立ち上がらせ、何事も無かったかのように式を続行した。
新郎は動揺しまくりで、宣誓書もつっかえつっかえ。指輪の交換でも手が震えまくり。
披露宴では完全な置物状態だったが、新婦はにこやかに全てをフォロー。
新郎親戚の方々の間では「いい嫁っ子だべな?」と新婦絶賛状態。列席者も「愛だ」「愛だなぁ」「うん愛だ」とほのぼの。

ややプライドの高い新郎は心の底から不幸だったようだが（後で控え室で泣いてたらしいw）、あの新婦を嫁に貰った時点で、人生勝ったも同然だろうと評判だった。

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— 電網辻々噺: 良い結婚式 (via writerman-js)
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